Peeing Dog Statue

Peeing Dog statue

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CAT needs Intervention?

I think my cat is using way too much catnip again. Could these be signs he is overdosing?

Makes obscene statues out of clumpy cat litter.
Using his litter box to grow cat nip.
Stares at the fish from inside the fish tank.
Moons the mailman.
Give the finger to the neighbors Poodle.
Catches birds and tries to kiss them.
Stays out all night long.
Braids his whiskers.
Caught him shooting craps with the dog, and they weren’t using dice.
Pees on the neighbors pit bull.
Constantly chases his tail, which was removed by the neighbors pit bull.
Tries to fondle the wife.
Catches mice, then forgets why he caught them.
Grins and grins and grins for hours on end.

Hi there…love it! It is so cute and funny.

I just discovered that my cats have taken out an ad on me…

Fun Loving Human Female Pet Up for Adoption:

Our beloved human pet seems to need more attention than we as a couple of bachelor cats can handle at this time and we think is in need of a good home. We need our pad back so perhaps you can help us.

A little about our human pet… She is about 8.7 cat years old (43 in human years), an asian-caucasian mix breed, giant (she’s tall to us) and thin, wavy long brown hair and big brown eyes. She’s also spayed and up to date on vaccinations.

Her personality is very friendly and affectionate so she loves a lot of attention. She’s gets along well with all animals and people. She is also okay to be left alone too, but beware when you see her next she’ll be so excited to see you. If you talk to her she loves to talk back with you. She’s very smart and learn all kinds of tricks like sit, down, shake, high five and lots, lots more that we taught her.

She will need daily grooming (bathing, brushing and on occasion nail trimming). She must eat healthy so she can live a long healthy life. She requires occasional outings for exercise as she seems to love to explore away from home. We take her for walks almost daily, but the leash doesn’t seem to keep her from where we want to go. She comes with her favourite toys that is too big for us to keep in our feline pad (cars, sportbike, computers, etc). We’re keeping the furniture and dishes because it’s comfortable and useful for us.

Adoption fee applies and you must successfully pass a application process too. Sorry no photos we don’t know how to use a picture thingy that she keeps pointing and blinding us.

Just For Laugh – Balcony dog

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